Welcome to my corner of the internet.

Like death and taxes, I am inescapable… on this website at least.
Fun facts include:
- I consider myself a murderino
- I have performed stand-up
- I am a trained library technician
- I survived open-heart surgery
- I have a literary tattoo
- I drink a lot of tea
I write so my cats have a better life.
I post regularly on Medium.
I am currently working on my first book, based on the life of Valentine Keating and the Crutchy Push.