Welcome to my corner of the internet.

Like death and taxes, I am inescapable… on this website at least.

Fun facts include:

  • I consider myself a murderino
  • I have performed stand-up
  • I am a trained library technician
  • I survived open-heart surgery
  • I have a literary tattoo
  • I drink a lot of tea

I write so my cats have a better life.

I post regularly on Medium.

I am currently working on my first book, based on the life of Valentine Keating and the Crutchy Push.